This Bad Larry is a tough one to throw away. That's right. It's a Guitar Hero wrist watch game from Burger King (I think?). This game sucks for so many reasons:
ONE: It's really hard to play with only one hand, rendering the whole wrist watch concept pretty useless.
TWO: It's poorly made and hard to play because it's crappy and came free with a cheeseburger, soda and fries with a retail value of three bucks.
THREE: Considering it's a rip off of a music video game, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SOUND.
Goodbye frustrating Guitar Hero wrist watch game. You were helpful during the first few drafts of pirates when I would find you on my desk during cramped writer's block, but I have no room for you in my grown up writer life. Aside from this moment in time in which I am writing about you of course.
Damn. You were useful up until your final moments.
ONE: It's really hard to play with only one hand, rendering the whole wrist watch concept pretty useless.
TWO: It's poorly made and hard to play because it's crappy and came free with a cheeseburger, soda and fries with a retail value of three bucks.
THREE: Considering it's a rip off of a music video game, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY SOUND.
Goodbye frustrating Guitar Hero wrist watch game. You were helpful during the first few drafts of pirates when I would find you on my desk during cramped writer's block, but I have no room for you in my grown up writer life. Aside from this moment in time in which I am writing about you of course.
Damn. You were useful up until your final moments.
This is sad. What are you doing with it?
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