I know some of you are reading along and laughing every step of the way and are not acknowledging the crappy side being that I ACTUALLY HAVE ALL OF THESE THINGS IN MY POSSESSION. I know some of you ARE and this all becomes significantly less funny.
Well, nay-sayers, I'm with you on this one. This orange plastic spoon was snug in the back corner of one of the boxes with no marks of any kind as to why I would have thought it was important to keep. It's clean. And it's orange, which is pretty rad, but all things considered, this is just a plastic spoon. Generally I hang on to things as mementos and keepsakes to remember times I really enjoyed, but this one has me completely stumped. And it wouldn't be fun or funny to pass it on to anyone. This is just weird.
Maybe I planned to eat the Corn Pops with it?
Well, nay-sayers, I'm with you on this one. This orange plastic spoon was snug in the back corner of one of the boxes with no marks of any kind as to why I would have thought it was important to keep. It's clean. And it's orange, which is pretty rad, but all things considered, this is just a plastic spoon. Generally I hang on to things as mementos and keepsakes to remember times I really enjoyed, but this one has me completely stumped. And it wouldn't be fun or funny to pass it on to anyone. This is just weird.
Maybe I planned to eat the Corn Pops with it?
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